Boondoggle

One blogger’s personal bridge to nowhere

Tequila diamonds

With a complimentary diamond at the bottom of each shot

With a complimentary diamond at the bottom of each shot

This doesn’t sound good.

Tequila doesn’t just produce hangovers any more. Under the right conditions, the alcohol can be turned into diamonds.

So to blood diamonds we can now add “hangover diamonds.”  I don’t think De Beers will be happy about this…

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Please remove your liquid shoe bombs

Gideon Rachman has had enough of inconsistent airport security measures.

The Americans are shoe-fetishists. It is impossible to go through an American airport without being asked to take off your shoes. The British go through shoe phases – but are permanently obsessed with liquids. So at Heathrow, sometimes they ask to x-ray your shoes, and sometimes not. But they always want to take a look at your toothpaste and deoderant…

There is little easier to mock than seemingly arcane airport regulations, and also little easier to get annoyed at.  The solution to the latter is generally to simply smile, walk through the metal detector, and subject yourself to the system’s arbitrariness.  Given all that Jeffrey Goldberg was able to carry through security, though, there clearly is something wrong with our airport detection methods.

Rachman correctly identifies the root of this silliness, but I am not entirely sold on his proposed solution.

First, there is a distinct stable-door aspect. It seems unlikely that the same methods will be tried twice, although I suppose you can’t risk it. Second, since airline travel is international – perhaps the various regulators could put their heads together and standardise what they are looking for. Then, at least, one could go through security on autopilot.

The bomb-free airport shoe?

The conveniently bomb-free airport shoe?

En bref, someone puts a bomb in their shoe, we start searching for shoe bombs.  Someone makes a bomb out of toothpaste, we start searching for toothpaste bombs.  Et cetera.  This is a disturbingly ex post facto arrangement, and one that does little to anticipate new threats.

That said, I’m not sure I want to be able to go through security entirely “on autopilot.”  Presumably, this would mean that not only could grumpy but ultimately undangerous passengers like Rachman go through security relatively painlessly, but that actual terrorists would also know what to suspect.  If the failure of airport security policies is that they are not predictive, then I don’t think the solution is to make them more predictable.

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Brittania | | Leave a comment

Missiles and anti-missiles

Missiles everywhere!

As far as I understand it, the latest neo-Cold War spat basically boils down to this: the United States, claiming the need to defend its allies against attacks from “rogue states” (and also probably not uninterested in flexing its muscles in Russia’s sensitive backyard) plans to set up a missile defense system in Poland and the Czech Republic.  Putin Medvedev gets pissed, and threatens — the day after the election, of course — to deploy missiles in Kaliningrad, on its archaic little island of eastern European territory.  Now he says he’ll withdraw Russia’s missile plans if Obama pledges to abandon the missile defense plan.

I’m not sure which is sillier: the decision to install missiles in response to an anti-missile system, or the provocation of constructing said anti-missile system before there are missiles to be “anti-ed.”  This is an oversimplication, of course, but it’s also a nice illustration of the cyclical inanity of heated rearmament — and the heated argument that inevitably accompanies it.

UPDATE: Neil Leslie at The New Atlanticist blog says that both sides are totally overreacting.

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Eastern Europe | , | Leave a comment