Satellite God
Iran launched its first homemade satellite into space. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s reasoning?
Mr Ahmadinejad said the satellite was launched to spread “monotheism, peace and justice” in the world.
Because people will see the satellite and think it is the one true God?
No, because of its power of hypnosis, obviously. You haven’t been feeling more rah-rah God? Just wait, its coming.
The ironic thing is that there are thousands of satellites up there.
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